Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Whatsomattayou? Africa Ain't Green Enough For Your Ass?

Before all this bs started, and the gods of war went throughout every nook and cranny of this green world to wring every drop of blood from the oppressed peoples of the world, we didn't have to worry about all this "Green" bs. I find it hilarious how all these yoga posin' socially conscious, environmentally friendly, negative carbon footprint mf's think they're so green when every time they pick up a carton of eggs, some herbs, some veggies, some bread, some meat, some cheese, etc, it comes in a package that can not be reused, but instead, must be melted down, ground up, or otherwise transformed to become "recycled" into the environment.
They laughed at beautiful blacks in Africa for living in dung houses, washing their babies in urine, drinking cow blood, wearing animal skins, putting bones through their noses, fighting with spears and making love in front of their children. They called them "heathens" and "animals", and so, to show us "the way" they made us eat processed ham, canned fruits, drink alcohol, wear cotton, put diamonds on our fingers and shoot bullets through one another, and raped wives, daughters and grandmothers in front of their husbands and their children. Yeah, thanks for the lesson on civilization!
The problem, is that these folks wants "green" technology which is an oxymoron. Don't worry, soon they'll get with the program, and before long, we'll all be blowin' smoke signals to let whoever survived the coming apocalypse, that we need some more low suds detergent and another pack of diapers.

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