Irony

As the story goes, as I was told, (and I believe it, seeing as, at least in parable, it's wholly true), somewhere, in an underground bunker in the rocky mountains, there are several of the world's most powerful supercomputers, dozens of assistants and researchers and editors, with live satellite and sensor and probe feeds, with access to the best information, and most classified reports maned, scanned, and deciphered by a cadre of theorist, rocket scientist, historians, doctors, and holy men all in support of 7 of the world's most intelligent people, selected by a committee composed of the top 2000 university administrators and department heads, from the world's top 200 institutions, along with all of the world's surviving Nobel prize winners, and members of the top scientific societies from throughout the world. These 7 super-intelligent beings, have, in fact, solved all, ALL of the world's problems...