I Feel Much Better

wow, i feel much better this morning.

i made a major breakthrough

as you know, i've been worried my whole life about all the stuff we're tossing into landfills.
well, today i was slicing some cantaloupe for the boys and i realized that there are so many canyons, holes, valleys, etc, that we will never run out of holes to toss our trash in.

this may seem like a minor thing to you, but this thought has brought me considerable relief.
one day, i think we all realize that we will all be shoulder to shoulder out in the landfills trying to scratch out an existence, but until that day, we have plenty of holes to fill up, so the next time they ask you if you, " do you want paper or plastic?" say, "plastic, and a lot of it!"